Tumblr is the best because the cool kids that go to your school always have shitty blogs
Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers.
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
YOU DON’T EVENFS UNDERSTAND I POINTED THIS OUT TO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE BECASUET UKBHJAJHKJNK ALHBAABDASNJ ELGYABW